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Maybe we’re the monsters.

Series 19 / Episode 5

Jason Mantzoukas learns that lollipop ladies exist. Fatiha El-Ghorri tells a disturbing story about a goat. Alex Horne is compelled to join in with Mathew Baynton's ode to DIY.

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Tasks

Prize: The best object to bestow in your will to a relative against whom you are seeking revenge.

Be the least annoying person round the campfire. You must either sing a folk song, tell a ghost story or recite a beat poem and not be annoying. Your song, story or poem must either be about fast cars, barbecues or DIY and it can contain no more than 100 words.

Draw the monster. You must not turn around or leave the car. If you fail to honk your horn when you see a lollipop lady, you must surrender your picture for 30 seconds.

Shorten these pencils and place your shortened pencils in the pencil case. / Write down every word you said in this room before you opened this task. Also, you must write the same number of words in each colour, otherwise your total will be halved. You must not leave the lab.

Live: Pop a balloon when you hear its colour. Last to pop is eliminated. If you pop early, you are eliminated.

Tiebreak: Make as many holes in this sheet of paper as possible. You may only the hole punch once.

Show scores

Fatiha
El-Ghorri
Fatiha El-Ghorri
11
Stevie
Martin
Stevie Martin
14
Mathew
Baynton
Mathew Baynton
14
Rosie
Ramsey
Rosie Ramsey
17
Jason
Mantzoukas
Jason Mantzoukas
17