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Nothing Matters

Series 12 / Episode 9

Greg can barely conceal his contempt as he witnesses Alan yawning at a friend, Victoria throwing paint and his sidekick Alex Horne blowing cold air down Desiree's neck via a long tube.

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Tasks

Prize: 40 things that are all the same and can all fit on a towel and are the best.

Have the longest telephone conversation without the other person knowing you are trying to have a long telephone conversation. During the call, you must not mention television or Taskmaster. Every minute, you must reveal and carry out an action from the board. If the person you call says any of the key words, you must hang up immediately. You must call someone within two minutes from now.

Strike the soldier with your throwing paint. The soldier will say your name every five seconds. You may not remove or tamper with your helmet. Fastest wins.

Get goosebumps. Your goosebumps must be revealed in the lab. Fastest wins.

Team Live: Get the highest score by sliding your ducks. Each team will slide a pair of ducks three times. The duck slider must smirk at the Taskmaster whilst sliding their ducks. The winning team will receive five points per person, the losing team will get zero.

Show scores

Victoria
Coren Mitchell
Victoria Coren Mitchell
8
Alan
Davies
Alan Davies
11
Guz
Khan
Guz Khan
15
Morgana
Robinson
Morgana Robinson
18
Desiree
Burch
Desiree Burch
21
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