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Apropos of Apoppo.

Series 17 / Episode 4

All five contestants are forced to wrangle wild animals, with unpleasant results for Steve Pemberton and Sophie Willan. Plus: pickled onions, and a controversial cardboard tube.

Watch on SuperMax+

Tasks

Prize: The greatest thing to give to a granny.

Work out who you are shaking hands with. You must only shake hands with the hands and you may not handle the hands in any other way. You may chop off a total of three fingers and one thumb but if you set off the health and safety emergency alarm, you are disqualified. Also, you may not look around, over, under or through the fence.

Create the biggest and best dot-to-dot picture.

Team: Fastest team to (go to the lab,) discover the (cake, eat one half, put the) other half (in the post box, put a flower on top) of this (task and then sit on top of this) task wins (five points.) You must (not necessarily) always hold hands. (That's up to you.)

Live: Pass all your loo roll through your loo roll inner tube. If your loo roll breaks at any point, you must put down your loo roll and put both your hands in the air for 10 seconds before carrying on.

Show scores

Steve
Pemberton
Steve Pemberton
12
Nick
Mohammed
Nick Mohammed
13
Sophie
Willan
Sophie Willan
14
Joanne
McNally
Joanne McNally
17
John
Robins
John Robins
18
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