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I Hate Your Trainers

Series 10 / Episode 5

The competing comics demonstrate their love of watermelon and Johnny tries to win points by grabbing a passing cyclist and introducing him to some Christmas-related equipment.

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Tasks

Prize: Best pointy thing

Bag the heaviest thing from the furthest distance. Your attempt ends once you bag your first item.

Paint a picture of a howling wolf on this teapot. You may not touch the teapot or remove it from the turntable. The turntable will keep speeding up until you name 20 US states.

Do something out of character with this £20.

Team: Eat the most watermelon. You must not feed yourself.

Live: Say the most new words of the right length without hesitating for more than two seconds. The person who says the fewest words each round is eliminated.

Show scores

Johnny
Vegas
Johnny Vegas
15
Mawaan
Rizwan
Mawaan Rizwan
17
Katherine
Parkinson
Katherine Parkinson
20
Daisy
May Cooper
Daisy May Cooper
24
Richard
Herring
Richard Herring
26

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