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A yardstick for failure.

Series 15 / Episode 10

It's the grand final, and the competitors' mettle is tested in the most dramatic gladiatorial arena of all as they all contemplate using a hose. Things just got serious.

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Tasks

Prize: Best Greg Davies merchandise that isn't on the market but should be on the market.

Fill the glass up to the line from the furthest distance. If you use a hose and someone else uses a hose, both hose users are disqualified.

Do what Alex does immediately after Alex does it in exactly the same time as Alex does it. You must press your button when you're satisfied you have done what Alex has done. If you do not complete an activity, 10 seconds will be added to your time.

Team: Write the name of a profession in this hole, then open the task. / Perform an original lullaby for [your profession].

Live: Convince the Taskmaster that your feet are not in ice when they are in ice or that your feet are in ice when they aren't in ice. You must keep your feet either in ice or not in ice for 30 seconds before the Taskmaster makes his judgement. If the Taskmaster is correct, you are disqualified.

Tiebreak: Scream the loudest with your mouth closed.

Show scores

Kiell
Smith-Bynoe
Kiell Smith-Bynoe
9
Frankie
Boyle
Frankie Boyle
10
Ivo
Graham
Ivo Graham
12
Mae
Martin
Mae Martin
18
Jenny
Eclair
Jenny Eclair
18

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