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God's Haemorrhoid

Series 10 / Episode 1

Hoping to impress the Taskmaster and be crowned the next champion are: Daisy May Cooper, Johnny Vegas, Katherine Parkinson, Mawaan Rizwan and Richard Herring. Wax seals will open, dreams will be made and/or broken, and Little Alex Horne will be wrapped around his master's little finger providing stats and moral support in the most ridiculous and ferociously fought game show on television.

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Tasks

Prize: Nicest thing to put in your mouth.

Knock the coconut of it's perch. Then put all the drinks on the table in the caravan without spilling a drop. You must be clutching this teddy at all times. Also, you must not walk on the grass while holding drinks.

Make the largest object properly vanish. You may not use any editing trickery.

Land the most eggs in the pan. You may not throw any eggs. You may not leave the balcony. You may only use the contents of one box.

Live: Get the most balls of the same colour in your bucket using only the litter pickers. You must stay on your spot.

Show scores

Katherine
Parkinson
Katherine Parkinson
6
Mawaan
Rizwan
Mawaan Rizwan
8
Johnny
Vegas
Johnny Vegas
10
Daisy
May Cooper
Daisy May Cooper
11
Richard
Herring
Richard Herring
12

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